The Guest Worker (Illegal Alien) SAT's

In addition, to the $1000 fine. I think guest workers should be forced to pass a short handwritten quiz where they have to identify the current president, vice president, and number of states in the USA.

Let's call it the USAT for United States Acceptance Exam. If they can't pass it deport 'em.

Now some might scream that some Americans couldn't pass that test, well deport them too!