Good Stuff

I am loving Overheard in New York.This post, overheard on the subway, is a classic:

Little boy: Hey mister, wanna hear a funny joke?
Old man: No.
Little boy: Okay, here it goes...A man walks into a bar..."Ouch!" Ha, ha, ha! Get it?
Old man: That's the weakest shit I've ever heard.

--A train