Thursday, March 16, 2006

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
  • We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.

  • If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

  • If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

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