Survivor Fixed

Alright, I watched Suvivor on Thursday.

And the show is fixed-- fixed, fixed, fixed, like an Al Capone sponsored WWE match.

The best looking Babe, Stephanie, is left to fend for herself after a gay guy in a Calvin Klein Jockstrap and some other dude beat her team in some stupid underwater retrieval and word puzzle contest that Stephanie and Jim-Bob-Joe-Jack were winning handily until all of the sudden Jimmy-Dean-Bob boy can't hold his breath any more.

Plus in the end during the fire making contest Jim-Southern Drawl Beam stops working on his fire and just stares at Stephanie. Now Stephanie could cause a man to stare, but you've been stuck with her for a long time now, Hick Boy. If you were gonna get some Steph, you would've already gotten it.

My prediction -- watch as they now whittle down the other tribe until it's Steph, the gay guy, and one other person.

Are we sure there's not a black lesbian tran-sexual parapalegic on the island with fake double D breasts, cause he/she's gonna win...

SEACREST OUT!

Oh crap, wrong dumb reality show.