The Curse of Boomer
I have a sneaking suspicion George "The Overlord" Steibrenner is secretly paying David Wells under the table to play for the Red Sox.
The only question is what is the boy genius, Harvard Grad, General Manager of the Red Sox, Theo Epstein thinking?
He finally recognizes that Byung-Hyun Kim sucks and ships him to the Rockies. In fact, Harvard is considering asking for Theo's diploma back because he admitted he made a mistake. And there are no mistakes in Harvahd Yahd.
But Theo doesn't realize it is a bad idea to hire a guy like David Wells who is rumored to masturbate nightly in pinstripes?
The only question is what is the boy genius, Harvard Grad, General Manager of the Red Sox, Theo Epstein thinking?
He finally recognizes that Byung-Hyun Kim sucks and ships him to the Rockies. In fact, Harvard is considering asking for Theo's diploma back because he admitted he made a mistake. And there are no mistakes in Harvahd Yahd.
But Theo doesn't realize it is a bad idea to hire a guy like David Wells who is rumored to masturbate nightly in pinstripes?
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