Oh, the Terror!

Update: Swine flu has been confirmed within 3 miles of our house. We remain unconcerned. And tired of the media feeding frenzy.

It's the Swine Flu!! And it's right here in southeast Virginia! The terror is palpable:

Virginia officials say they have turned up two confirmed cases of swine flu.

On Thursday night, Gov. Timothy M. Kaine confirmed that two cases of the potentially deadly virus have been found in the state. He said an “adult male in the eastern part of Virginia and an adult female in the central part of Virginia,” who had traveled to Mexico, contracted the illness. [...]

Both individuals had mild illnesses and are recovering well, according to a news release from the Virginia Department of Health. Neither required hospitalization.

OH. MY. GOD. Mild illness and speedy recovery. However will we survive this killer pandemic?