Never mind that Newsweek has "apologized" for their ridiculous report about Gitmo Koranic abuse. These reporters should be fired for not knowing that today's toilets are severely challenged by toilet paper. In order to get a religious tome down one of those things, it would have to be of such small text as to be unreadable, in which case what's point of printing it?

Update: Isn't this story a little more in line with our knowledge of the function of a low-flow toilet? "A detainee was reported by a guard to be ripping pages out of a Koran and putting them in a toilet to stop it up as a protest," Gen. Myers said, in quotes picked up by the Washington Times.