Demure Thinking About the Inauguration

Over at the temple of Jennifer is a hilarious round up of what a John Kerry inauguration would have looked like. My favorite is her list of balls:

The We’re Queer and We’re Here Ball hosted by Margaret Cho and Whoopi Goldberg. Live entertainment guaranteed to make you feel like you need to take a shower after you listen.

The Life Begins When We Say So Ball hosted by Planned Parenthood and NARAL where the guests will each receive a free “I had an Abortion” t-shirt and a 25% discount coupon on their next three terminations (fully transferable to friends if not used.)

The No Peasants Allowed Ball hosted by Teresa Heinz Kerry at a place far too exclusive to even print on the invitations. Rumored to be in attendance, Jacques Chirac, Suha Arafat, and that guy who dresses like Peter Pan from Florida.

It's worth following the link to find Jennifer's "most sought after ticket of the week."