Sunday, January 16, 2005

The Republican Party Civil War?!?

Surprise!!! This is not a post about Iraq or about Lincoln sexuality.....

On a recent
McLaughlin "Blowhards" Group, Pat Buchanan made a prediction for 2005 and here it is borrowed from their website:



MR. MCLAUGHLIN: Macro prediction, Pat.

MR. BUCHANAN: John, I believe that by the end of 2005, George
Bush will be in the low 40s. I think his administration will be afflicted with
scandals. I think their deep divisions inside the Republican Party will have
surfaced. And I think we will have ourselves a hellish situation that will
divide the country on Iraq. It's not good news, but I sense it is
coming.

So what exactly is Pat talking about.

The scandal is obvious...

LAURA BUSH IS A STEPFORD WIFE!!!

Yes, the current first lady will be asked how she feels about a People magazine cover story claiming her daughter is a Dippy Dopey Drunky Blondie. This will cause Laura's eyes to bulge so far out of their sockets that one will pop out revealing what Austin Powers has know all along, "Yeah Baby! She's a femmebot!"

But seriously folks....

I think the deep division in the GOP that Patrick "4 time presidential loser" Buchanan is talking about is one of his favorite topics: Illegal Immigration.

The Bush administration desperately desires to bring the Hispanic Vote into the Republican fold, and, so far, Karl Rove and his ilk have been tremendously successful at this. But there is a deep divide on drivers licenses for illegal immigrants or just kicking them out of the country and tightening up the borders. Bush is now talking about tightening up the borders, but still wants legitimacy for the illegals that are already here.

Now these people are breaking the law plain and simple by being here. And when they're caught they don't even get punished see for example this story from nearby New Hampshire. By the way, the new NH state motto is "Live free and we wanna die b/c 3,000 UNH students and Jon Bon Jovi caused John Kerry to win our state." The one blue state that's blue about being blue. Smurfo-licious!!!

Will this issue along with soaring budget deficits pull the Republican party apart at the seams? Enquiring minds wanna know.





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