Pro wrestling veteran Bobby "The Brain" Heenan was on Dennis Miller last night, and he related the following anecdote about fellow wrestler Andre the Giant:

Andre liked to have a little nip to start the day to, you know, settle his shooting hand [waves pointing hand around like a pistol] Well, he got on a plane at 7 AM and the stewardess asked, "What can I get you?" Andre repiled, "A screwdriver." A few minutes later, she came back with a Black & Decker power screwdriver, and Andre asked, "What would you have done if I had asked for a Bloody Mary?"

My brush with greatness in the world of professional wrestling? My high school health teacher was Carl Albano, Captain Lou's brother.