Taranto Solves the Problem

A few days ago in this post I was questioned what kinds of love would qualify under the same-sex marriage laws:

What about two adult sisters? They love each other. Is the state now forced to legislate the difference between romantic and platonic love?

Well, Mister James Taranto over at the Wall Street Journals opinion page has solved the problem of differentiating platonic from romantic love:

Four municipalities--Provincetown, Somerville, Springfield and Worcester--are already defying the law and marrying all comers.

eeeuuuuw!