Dartmouth University, a prestigious Ivy League institution, assembled a 560 person student group to assemble a list of ideas aimed at reducing "high risk drinking, sexual assault, and exclusivity on campus." Without guessing what "exclusivity" means to an Ivy Leaguer, here's a sampling of some of their deeply unserious ideas for combating high risk drinking, sexual assault, and exclusivity.

Incorporate more wood into living spaces.

Encourage parties to have kegs.

De-stigmatize beer.

Create gender neutral places to drink on campus where all students feel comfortable drinking.

Let underage kids drink and create specific places where they can drink together.

Have the college buy the liquor for fraternity parties.

Hire interior designer/psychologists to redesign the dorms.

Provide big-screen TVs and ping-pong tables.

Provide more bars and bar culture.

The National Review piece that pointed me to it this is here.