DALLAS POLICE SHOOT UNARMED WHITE MAN - WHITE TEXANS PROTEST BY GOING TO WORK

The shooting of the unarmed white man has the entire Dallas white community enraged. To protest, thousands of Texans got up early and went to work today. Some of the more angry protesters made a point of being a few minutes late to the office.

Local secretary Laurie Johnson said: "No overtime, no peace! Hey hey, ho ho, it's 5 o'clock and I have to go.to pick up the kids from soccer practice."