Dispatches From the Religion of Peace

It seems the RoP has gone into overtime mode, assuring they reach their quota for murder, violence, intolerance, and overall thugishness prior to FY 2012.

First, in Nigeria we have the "demands" of the tolerant gentlemen that murdered 39 Christians who committed the intolerable act of going to church on Christmas Day:

“There will never be peace until our demands are met,” the newspaper quoted the spokesman as saying. “We want all our brothers who have been incarcerated to be released; we want full implementation of the Sharia system and we want democracy and the constitution to be suspended.”

Second, we are reassured that the Iranians have decided not to stone a woman to death for adultery. It seems there's a rock shortage or something, so they are prepared to content themselves with just stringing her up instead:

An Iranian woman whose sentence of death by stoning for adultery provoked an international outcry could be executed by hanging instead, the country's judicial authorities have indicated. [...]

Malek Ajdar Sharifi, the head of the judiciary in East Azerbaijan, said on Sunday that the prison does not have the "necessary facilities" to carry out the sentence of stoning. Therefore, he said, authorities are considering hanging as an alternative.