Friday, December 04, 2009

Time For Tasteless Tiger Jokes

Q: What's the difference between an Escalade and Titleist?
A: Tiger Woods can drive a Titleist more than 300 yards.

Q: Why did Tiger hit a fire hydrant and a tree?
A: He couldn't decide between an iron and a wood.

Q: What do Tiger Woods and a baby seal have in common?
A: They both got clubbed by a Scandinavian.

Q: What's Elin's new name for Tiger?
A: Lyon Cheetah

The media asked Elin how many times she hit Tiger, and she said, "Just put me down for five."


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