Q: How many Mothers Against Drunk Driving Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: THAT’S NOT FUNNY. SHUT UP.

Cherry Hill-based Flying Fish Brewing Co. (motto: "Proudly Brewed in New Jersey: You Got a Problem with That?") has undertaken an ambitious project of releasing a special beer in honor of turnpike exits, one at a time. […]

That doesn't satisfy Mindy Lazar, executive director of New Jersey's chapter of Mothers Against Drunk Driving. "The combination of a roadway and advertising for any kind of a beer doesn't make any kind of sense," she said. "This is almost a mockery."

C’mon, Mindy, lighten up. They aren’t selling these beers at the exits. Do you really think the rest of us grownups are unable to distinguish between a clever marketing scheme and toll road?

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