Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Bo Sox signing Breakfast Cereal

That's right! In center field the Red Sox will be starting none other than Coco Crisp.

No word on whether Snap, Krackle, and Pop will be ball boys in 2006.

Also rumored is that Coco's brother Fruit Loops will be marrying his domestic partner at Fenway Park in a very quick ceremony before all the guests get soggy.

But seriously, comparing his offensive numbers to the recently departed Johnny Damon, it looks like a solid replacement.


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