Sleep Well, Cousin Don

Thanksgiving Day scofflaws are running rampant, but your AG is on the case:

Massachusetts' attorney general is launching an investigation into several supermarkets that stayed open opened on Thanksgiving in defiance of the state's Puritan-era Blue Laws. [...]

Reilly's office had earlier warned the Whole Foods supermarket chain not to open on Thanksgiving after a competitor complained.

Boortz summed the whole thing up very well:

If Whole Foods opens this Thursday, criminal charges will be filed. Massachusetts, the birthplace of the American Revolution, and now a state where people can be charged with crimes for selling perfectly legal products on days that their competitors don't want them to. Amazing.