"But Sean Penn can take himself, an entourage and a personal photographer - that's three or four people in a four-person boat - and show us all how incredibly big and down-home he is by sailing off a few feet to rescue people, before the boat sinks from the incompetence of failing to put in the drainage plug. He wore a very nice white flak vest, instead of the passe orange life preserver, because getting shot at is a lot more macho looking, if a million or so times less likely, than drowning because you went out into the water with a lead vest rather than a life vest."

Hat-tip photo: Jennifer
Hat-tip caption: Bill