Survivor and Aquanet

Well, I don't want to ruin Survivor for my cousin and the horde (Do my wife, his wife, and our mothers make a horde?) of readers devoted to his semi-intoxicated ramblings on the details of life on an island swarming with boom microphones.

But I must comment on the major Coby treatment Stephenie had done to her hair when she appeared at the end as part of "the jury." Man, talk about some Jersey girl tunnel rat hair styling. I haven't seen that much Aquanet in someone's hair since 1989.