The Reason for the Zebra Lion Encounter

Lion: Hey Zeke put on some clothes! Didn't you hear it's illegal to show your underwear in Virginia?

Zebra: You're dissing my heritage, lady. It's Zebra fashion to run around in your striped undies. I'm gonna sic the ACLU on you. You're clearly targeting Zebra Dudes.

Lion: Well, it's rude, crude and totally unattractive. Look now your thingy is popping out of the front flap in your jammies. Put that thing away! Who do you think you are "Tommy Lee" Zebra?
Zebra: Oh yeah, Kalisa. Your just jealous Mr. Kitty-Kat isn't hung like a horse. Let me come over there and give you a little Zeke zeeking....

And the Zoo Keepers thought the claw marks were from a fight... Silly humans....