Dispatch From the Religion of Peace

Here is the story of a Muslim cleric in Qatar that claims there is just something about some women that makes it necessary to put a beat-down on them.

"We must know that (wife) beating is a punishment in Islamic religious law," the cleric stated. "No one should deny this because this was permitted by the Creator of Man, and because when you purchase an electric appliance or a car you get instructions – a catalogue, explaining how to use it. The Creator of Man has sent down this book (the Quran) in order to show man which ways he must choose."

Write that one down, fellow infidels. The Quran is like an instruction manual detailing how to properly open up a can of whup-ass on the fairer sex. He goes on:

"We shouldn't be ashamed before the nations of the world who are still in their days of ignorance, to admit that these [beatings] are part of our religious law," he said. "We must remind the ignorant from among the Islamic Nation who followed the [West] that those [Westerners] acknowledge the wondrous nature of this verse," he said, noting that there are three types of women "with whom life is impossible without beatings."

To which I say, if you can't live with a woman without smacking her around, wouldn't it be more peaceful and tolerant to simply not live with her? Apparently not in the Religion of Peace.

"(The Koran says:) 'and beat them.' This verse is of a wondrous nature. There are three types of women with whom a man cannot live unless he carries a rod on his shoulder.

Our cleric has a fairly lengthy description of these three "types" of women that are so asking for it. If she talks back, smack her good. If she ignores you, a little further whipping is in order. Finally, she must do as she is told, and if she doesn't look out!