The Virginia Alcoholic Beverage Commission. The ARMED Virginia Alcoholic Beverage Commission. They're out there, protecting us Virginians from drunk UVA honor students.

Gov. Terry McAuliffe ordered the Virginia State Police to investigate the early Wednesday arrest of Martese Johnson, who needed 10 stitches to close a gash on his head after his altercation with Alcoholic Beverage Control agents outside a Charlottesville bar. State police said that "administrative review" will be conducted along with a criminal investigation requested by the Charlottesville prosecutor.

The good news in all this is they're not racist or sexist fascists. They will put their boot on the neck of anybody:

Agents suspected one of the women was underage and carrying a case of beer, ABC said. Instead, it was LaCroix sparkling water. The women said they didn’t know the agents were officers. Six agents closed in at the height of the incident. One drew a gun.

Hat tip: Instapundit