Here's evidence that college students have way too much time on their hands. Who has time to worry about this stuff, much less write about it and challenge others to waste their time worrying about?

The editorial board of a college newspaper has declared that bras are racist because they come in colors named "nude," since non-white people's skin isn't that color when they're nude.

"How would it make you feel that the fashion industry and society at large has based its ideal of nude on Caucasian people? That the color of your skin doesn't count as 'nude'?" asks the staff editorial, published by the Oklahoma Daily, the official newspaper of the University of Oklahoma.