Victor Davis Hanson observes how left wingers are "insured" against punishment for crimes that would have a right winger run out of town on a rail. He calls it "progressive insurance."

Stand-up comedian Bill Maher called Sarah Palin a c-t and a tw-t, but suffered no ill consequences. David Letterman joked on air that Sarah Palin's 14-year-old daughter had had sex with Alex Rodriguez during a New York Yankees game. There was no downside to that either. President Obama tosses around "sweetie" as he wishes. No problem with that. No one believes Barack could be condescending to women. [...]

Racism is not necessarily a job killer either. How could it be, when Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid claimed during the 2008 campaign that a "light-skinned" Barack Obama spoke with "no Negro dialect." Joe Biden, himself a candidate in that election, said of Obama that he was the "first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean." Despite such racist drivel, a fully ideologically insured Biden was rewarded with the nomination for vice president.

VDH's take down of everything Al Gore is getting away with is absolutely devastating. Here's the complete summary of how progressive insurance works.

Instead of paying monetary premiums, one supports the proper causes, says the properly cool things, joins the right organizations, and votes the correct way, and by those means purchases a liability policy against the careless mistakes, plagiarism, offhanded lapses, sexual peccadillos, gaffes, and bad jokes that otherwise could prove ruinous.