Dispatch from the Religion of Peace

Via Ace comes this story about the brave mujahadeen in Iraq. These noble freedom fighters, military geniuses all, have developed a new weapon delivery system:

The chief Iraqi military spokesman in Baghdad, Brig. Gen. Qassim al-Moussawi, said the female bombers had Down syndrome and that the explosives were detonated by remote control — indicating they may not having been willing attackers in what could be a new method by suspected Sunni insurgents to subvert stepped up security measures.

That's right folks. They have taken to strapping bombs to retarded women and detonating them by remote control. This is asymmetric warfare taken to its ridiculous extreme. If this is the only avenue left to mount an attack, I would submit it's time to reconsider the movement.