Ya gotta love John Kerry, the horse's ass that keeps on giving. He tries to call Bush stupid and lazy, can't do it, and insults our military instead. And when Bush points out his mistakes, he blames Bush! Captain Ed has a nice summary in a post titled I'm Sorry You Didn't Understand My Genius:

He can't have it both ways. He can't argue that Republicans are intellectually inferior and then blame them for not reading his mind. He can't admit he botched the joke and then get mad when his words get interpreted in some manner other than he intended. Kerry's insistence that the entire episode was nothing more than a Republican smear campaign ignores that no one paid much attention to him in this election cycle, and that a grand conspiracy against Democrats this year would have been pretty unlikely to target a Senator who isn't running for re-election for another two years.

Meanwhile, some of troops in Iraq have placed their tongues firmly in their cheeks and weighed in with the following plea for help:



I love these guys.