Hurricane Names

With hurricane season upon us, I thought it a good time to post this list of alphabetical names I found a few years ago on the internet. This is what hurricanes might be called if we named them realistically.

AnyoneSeenMyDogAfterThatHouseLandedInMyYard?
ButtonDownTheFuckingHatchesThisOne'sFuckingHuge
ChristIDidn'tKnowWavesGotThatFuckingBig
Don'tLookNowButYourHouseJustFlewTheFuckAway
EveryFuckingThingIOwnedJustWashedAwayToFrance.Fuck.
FuckinHellThisWindShitIsFuckingAmazing
GodDamn!IDidn'tKnowILivedThisCloseToTheFuckingBeach.
HolyShit.IJustFoundMyCatEmbeddedInATelephonePole
IsThatYourRoofOverInThePond?
JesusFuckingChrist.IJustBoughtThatFuckingAudi.
KillMeNow.PleaseGod.ThisShitAin'tFunnyNoMore.
LikeIKnewThatTreeWasGoingToCrashThroughYourFuckingHouse.AssHole
MotherOfJesus.WhatTheFuckWasThatFlyingBy?
NobodyMentionedThisShitWhenIWasMovingToFlorida.SunshineStateMyAss.
OhShit.IDidn'tKnowWeberGrillsFuckingFlewThatFast.

Obviously, since my mom passed, language sensibilities have been relaxed around here.