Gagdad Bob has a clever turn of a phrase:

Still, I thought that something good could eventually come of all this, if we could just find a way to cross-pollenate the French and Muslims, and create a hybrid race of Muslims that surrender. But if they really wanted to end the violence, I thought it would be a good idea to award the soccer World Cup to France so that their people could counter-riot. It would be a battle between all the hooligans at the bars vs. Allah-huligan ackbars.