Mom's Tax Dollars at Work

As a resident of Wilmington, I am sure my Mom will be thrilled to learn that her tax dollars are going to good use:

The orgasm festival is going to take place on the campus of UNC-Chapel Hill on Thursday, November 10th. There are going to be "pin the finger on the clitoris" and “locate the g-spot” games followed by contests to see how quickly and properly people of both sexes can put condoms on bananas.
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Jessica Polka, an executive board member for the co-sponsor of the event, was recently quoted as saying that “We also have the goal of trying to work toward fighting the social stigma against female sexuality.” In other words, she wants college women to become whores without being ostracized.

And people complain about the boorish behavior of the student-athletes. The student-feminists merit similar scrunity.