I'll Vouch for That

Check out this boorish behavior by a White Sox fan at the World Series:

Chicago White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen issued a public apology on behalf of his organization to Astros second baseman Craig Biggio, whose wife was slapped by a fan in the stands at U.S. Cellular Field.

Apparently, this paragon of bravery walked up to the little lady, slapped her upside the head, and took off. Fortunately, he slapped the wrong girl.

"He slapped her and ran," Biggio said of the fan who struck his wife, Patty. "She ran after him. My brother-in-law ended up putting him against the wall. That's pretty sorry."

Asked if Patty had been hurt, Biggio said his New Jersey-raised wife held her own.

"You don't slap a New Jersey girl and get away with it," he said.

Hat tip: Michelle