Hospital bans 'cooing' over baby

I had to look twice to make sure this wasn't an Onion article. But it's not.

A hospital has banned visitors from "cooing" over newborn babies to protect their dignity

Debbie Lawson, the neo-natal manager at the special care baby unit, said: "We know people have good intentions but we need to respect the child.

"Cooing should be a thing of the past because these are little people with the same rights as you or me."

Sure, it's England, but c'mon, people. Exercise the sense you were born with.