Sunday, January 30, 2005

Joe Scar-dude

Joe Scarborough is now reporting the US forces wished to keep the explosions to a bare minimum. David Schuster is his man in Iraq, and he's wearing a grey cashmere scarf and leather coat with a black t-shirt, very metro-sexual to keep the "Queer Eye" theme going here.

They have that Colonel (Ret.) on Fox news who sounds like he's been yelling his whole life over M-16 fire. By the way, all the news agencies, we know all these military commentators are retired because:

a. They're wearing suits and bad ties.
b. They're not in Iraq which is where Rummy would have them by now.

A suicide bomber hit a checkpoint and killed one soldier and some civilians. Zogby better adjust those polling percentages. In this election the dead may actually vote before they're dead, unlike in Chicago and Philadelphia where the dead rise from the cemetaries on election day. Little boys and girls that's why election day is so close to Halloween.

There's a shot of Lori Dhue in profile. She's got a very odd profile.

Now long distance shots of minarets into a commercial. Very phallic fade out-- Fox News.

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