It seems from this post (and those that follow) that my cousin spent his wintry Sunday relaxing at home and taking pictures of dogs, cars, and rulers with his cell phone (apparently he only wanted to take one hand out of his Goretex lined pocket).

Don's wife, meanwhile, dubbed the "Snowflake Princess" by her devoted hubby, and who recently gave birth to a future linebacker, did the shoveling. Way to go there, Chivalry Prince.

Then Don had the audacity to declare those of us devoted enough to walk eight miles at night on ice solely to protect our woman from the dangers of treacherous, slick roads "worthless and weak." Oh, the humanity!