Hillary Speaks

Hillary Clinton was interviewed by Greta Van Susteren last night on Fox News. Here are some highlights:

This is the first museum of the 21st century.

Well, that will certainly come as a surprise to these people and these people and these people.

He wants people to see everything that he wrote on.

Everything he "wrote on", one imagines, except a certain blue dress.

He hopes to hold international meetings at the library.

With Yasser Arafat gone, who will Bill invite?

An alcove on the main floor covers the work that I did.

I guess that alcove is the final resting place of the Rose Law firm billing records and the 500 FBI files the Clintons took.

On the second floor there is some of the personal features.

The mind reels at the possibilities.

The archivists tell me that it's likely to be the most popular part of the library

Adult book stores are popular, too.

You can touch a video screen and see what happened on every day of the year of all eight years.

Every day? "Clinton pardons Marc Rich." "Clinton fakes crying at Ron Brown's funeral." "Clinton carries a Bible out of church on the way to a rendezvous with Monica." "Yasser Arafat cools his heels in the Rose Garden while Clinton diddles Monica." I think I'll pass on that exhibit.

I have no plans to do that (run for President - ed). I'm really happy being the Senator from New York.

Groaaan. I have no plans for going home at the end of the day, but I am darn well going to do it. By the way, you have to know a lot to listen to Hillary, because every third sentence is punctuated by "you know."

We didn't do a good job addressing the issues.

Wow, Hillary, nobody thought of that before. You have staggering political acumen.

We haven't provided first responders with the resources they need.

Um, first responders are only needed after an attack, Hillary. You don't fight terrorism with firemen and cadaver dogs.

We went from a balanced budget and a surplus when Bill left office to the biggest deficit we've ever had.

We also went from seven World Trade Center buildings to ZERO, a plan that was hatched, planned, and put in place while you and your husband were busy burning down buildings in Waco, sending small children back to Cuba, and making Kosovo save for the oppressed Muslims.