So the so-called "assault weapons" ban has expired. The liberals would have us believe that criminal anarchy is at hand. But what specific attributes can we now expect to see terrorizing the American citizenry? Here ya go: Law abiding Americans can now purchase weapons with two or more of the following horrific attributes:

Folding stocks. That's right, the universally dreaded "folding stock." Before the ban, cops and innocent civilians were killed at alarming rates by criminals mis-firing while folding their stocks.

Bayonette lugs. Bank customers everywhere fear being bayonetted by crooks armed with lugs on their guns. Who can now even step into a bank lobby with such fear?

Flash supressors. Imagine the horror of victims not visuallizing the muzzle flash of the weapon as it shoots them dead. Tragic.

Pistol grips. No American should die at the hands of a criminal holding a pistol grip when he or she can die just as surely if the criminal has any other grip configuration imaginable.