A New Way to Throw Your Money Away

The Time Travel Fund claims that a small "investment" today, collecting interest for, oh, 500 years or so, will allow you to pay someone in the future to retrieve you when time travel becomes possible.

We establish a fund in current time. You make a small contribution to the fund, and in a few hundred years that small amount grows to a very large amount. From that fund, moneys will be taken and used to retrieve you, perhaps seconds after you join, perhaps even moments before your recorded death, perhaps some other point in your lifetime. Further, the fund may even pay to have you "rejuvenated" medically (assuming this is scientifically possible at that time,) and support you financially for a number of years.

So not only do you get to see the future, your "investment" will cure what ails ya and support you financially! I think I will invest my Nigerian lottery winnings into this sure thing.