News Roundup

I haven't done this in a while, so here goes:

Tony Snow with some good counsel: “Don’t think about dying. Think about living.”

Black Hawk Down? Caused by global warming.

Environmentalists: No oil for you!

Pelosi: No oil for you!

Anheuser Busch is now a European company.

Bill Clinton bemoans the lack of a fairness doctrine in housing. Maybe Bill could create a department of neighborhood ideology to manage such things.