AnyoneSeenMyDogAfterThatHouseLandedInMyYard?Obviously, since my mom passed, language sensibilities have been relaxed around here.
ButtonDownTheFuckingHatchesThisOne'sFuckingHuge
ChristIDidn'tKnowWavesGotThatFuckingBig
Don'tLookNowButYourHouseJustFlewTheFuckAway
EveryFuckingThingIOwnedJustWashedAwayToFrance.Fuck.
FuckinHellThisWindShitIsFuckingAmazing
GodDamn!IDidn'tKnowILivedThisCloseToTheFuckingBeach.
HolyShit.IJustFoundMyCatEmbeddedInATelephonePole
IsThatYourRoofOverInThePond?
JesusFuckingChrist.IJustBoughtThatFuckingAudi.
KillMeNow.PleaseGod.ThisShitAin'tFunnyNoMore.
LikeIKnewThatTreeWasGoingToCrashThroughYourFuckingHouse.AssHole
MotherOfJesus.WhatTheFuckWasThatFlyingBy?
NobodyMentionedThisShitWhenIWasMovingToFlorida.SunshineStateMyAss.
OhShit.IDidn'tKnowWeberGrillsFuckingFlewThatFast.
Kurt Cousin Don Laurel Welcome to an ongoing discourse from the Libertarian End of the Gene Pool
A Jersey raised architect now in Norfolk, Virginia
An "Ivy-League Enginerd" and former Jersey guy now slumming in Taxachusetts
An Okie stitchery retailer now in Norfolk, Virginia
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Hurricane Names
With hurricane season upon us, I thought it a good time to post this list of alphabetical names I found a few years ago on the internet. This is what hurricanes might be called if we named them realistically.
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