Perpetually pedantic John Kerry continues to amaze:

"I went back and reread the whole New Testament the other day. Nowhere in the three-year ministry of Jesus Christ did I find a suggestion at all, ever, anywhere, in any way whatsover, that you ought to take the money from the poor, the opportunities from the poor and give them to the rich people," Kerry said.

Nothing like a lecture on taxes disguised as a lecture on theology from wooden bore like John Kerry to brighten your day.