Media Warnings about Sudafed, Benadryl, and Marijuana
WARNING: SUDAFED AND BENADRYL MAY MAKE YOU DROWSY AND MAY RESULT IN DEATH IF TAKEN WITH PRODUCTS CONTAINING ALCOHOL.
IN ADDITION, THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA REPORTS MEDICAL MARIJUANA USE MAY MAKE YOU OBESE ESPECIALLY IF INJESTED THROUGH A CHOCOLATE SUBSTANCE KNOWN AS BROWNIES. MAY LEAD TO RAPID INTAKE OF FATTENING FOODS SUCH AS PIZZA AND CHEETOS.
ALSO CHOCOLATE MAY MAKE YOU FEEL IRRATIONALLY HAPPY DO TO ITS SIDE EFFECT OF TASTING GOOD AND BOOSTING SEROTONIN LEVELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Once again, the media now reports if Aleve is taken in massive amounts it results in heart trouble. Obviously, the media feels that we are so dumb we can't even read instructions on a pill bottle.
I'm patiently waiting for this Daily Mirror headline:
"How can 5,000 American journalists be so dumb."
IN ADDITION, THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA REPORTS MEDICAL MARIJUANA USE MAY MAKE YOU OBESE ESPECIALLY IF INJESTED THROUGH A CHOCOLATE SUBSTANCE KNOWN AS BROWNIES. MAY LEAD TO RAPID INTAKE OF FATTENING FOODS SUCH AS PIZZA AND CHEETOS.
ALSO CHOCOLATE MAY MAKE YOU FEEL IRRATIONALLY HAPPY DO TO ITS SIDE EFFECT OF TASTING GOOD AND BOOSTING SEROTONIN LEVELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Once again, the media now reports if Aleve is taken in massive amounts it results in heart trouble. Obviously, the media feels that we are so dumb we can't even read instructions on a pill bottle.
I'm patiently waiting for this Daily Mirror headline:
"How can 5,000 American journalists be so dumb."
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9:21 AM
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