Slackers for Kerry

Here is some uplifting rhetoric from the Democrat camp:

[Bush is pursuing] the states' rights ideology, in contrast to the Union; the embrace of [former Confederate President] Jefferson Davis rather than Abraham Lincoln. They intend to have their ideology protected by law. They intend to push the ideology of the Confederacy and continue to challenge the vision of the Union. - Jesse Jackson
"I have a feeling that slackers are going to rise up in this election. I believe it, I have seen it all over this country. The slacker motto is: "Sleep till noon, drink beer, vote Kerry November 2. Pick nose, pick butt, pick Kerry." Slackers of the world, unite! - Michael Moore

Now that's inspirational.