Monday, October 13, 2003

Well, we are getting geared up for a couple sniper trials. The John Allen Mohammad trial starts Tuesday in Virginia Beach, and his protege Lee Boyd Malvo will be tried in soon in Chesapeake. I can't wait until the national press gets a look at Chesapeake City Hall.

"This is Dan Rather, reporting live from the Taj Mahal in Chesapeake, Virginia."

The sight of Yankee bench coach Don Zimmer attacking Pedro Martinez has been eclipsed by his tearful apology. New York City mayor Mike Bloomberg, apparently subscribing to the ever popular slippery slope argument and ignoring the fact that Zim swung first, had this helpful analysis:

"If that happened in New York we would have arrested the perpetrator," Bloomberg said. "Nobody should throw a 70-year-old man to the ground, period. You start doing that pretty soon you're going to throw a 61-year-old man to the ground, and I have a big vested interest in that."

Way to Cowboy Up, Mike. If that's your attitude, I'm sure glad I don't play for the Rangers.

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